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Sleek. Shiny. Slightly Unhinged.
This glossy white mug features the official Eggsistential Farms logo—the proud emblem of those who wake up early, question their life choices, and then go feed the chickens anyway.
Perfect for: sipping coffee while pretending you have your life together, holding the tears of someone who just cleaned the coop in crocs, displaying your fine taste in farm merchandise.
Eggsistential Farms™ caffeine, chaos, and questionable decisions since 2025
Dishwasher safe, microwave save, and emotionally unstable…just like us.
Ceramic
11 oz
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Sleek. Shiny. Slightly Unhinged.
This glossy white mug features the official Eggsistential Farms logo—the proud emblem of those who wake up early, question their life choices, and then go feed the chickens anyway.
Perfect for: sipping coffee while pretending you have your life together, holding the tears of someone who just cleaned the coop in crocs, displaying your fine taste in farm merchandise.
Eggsistential Farms™ caffeine, chaos, and questionable decisions since 2025
Dishwasher safe, microwave save, and emotionally unstable…just like us.
Ceramic
11 oz
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!