Finally… luxury that smells faintly of chicken feed and success.
Introducing the Ultimate Farm Tote — the Eggsistential Farms answer to high fashion’s most unnecessary question: “But what if Louis Vuitton had chickens?”
Crafted from honest-to-goodness cotton and polyester, this bag features our exclusive EF monogram pattern — a tasteful arrangement of:
chicken feet
eggs
not-quite-LV-but-close-enough symbols
arranged in a pattern so classy, even your hens will strut past the coop like they’re on the Paris runway.
Rope handles add that “I could carry feed or feelings in this thing” aesthetic, while the interior is spacious enough for:
A dozen eggs you definitely didn’t drop
A laptop full of unfinished farm dreams
And at least three emotional support snacks
Perfect for farmer’s markets, Target runs, or just walking past your ex’s house with unmatched rural elegance.
Eggsistential Farms™ Because sometimes, you need a tote that clucks back.
100% spun polyester exterior
50% cotton, 50% polyester cream sheeting interior lining
Cream-colored cotton rope handles through metal grommets
Size: 24″ × 13″ × 5.5″ (60.9 × 33 × 14 cm)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Finally… luxury that smells faintly of chicken feed and success.
Introducing the Ultimate Farm Tote — the Eggsistential Farms answer to high fashion’s most unnecessary question: “But what if Louis Vuitton had chickens?”
Crafted from honest-to-goodness cotton and polyester, this bag features our exclusive EF monogram pattern — a tasteful arrangement of:
chicken feet
eggs
not-quite-LV-but-close-enough symbols
arranged in a pattern so classy, even your hens will strut past the coop like they’re on the Paris runway.
Rope handles add that “I could carry feed or feelings in this thing” aesthetic, while the interior is spacious enough for:
A dozen eggs you definitely didn’t drop
A laptop full of unfinished farm dreams
And at least three emotional support snacks
Perfect for farmer’s markets, Target runs, or just walking past your ex’s house with unmatched rural elegance.
Eggsistential Farms™ Because sometimes, you need a tote that clucks back.
100% spun polyester exterior
50% cotton, 50% polyester cream sheeting interior lining
Cream-colored cotton rope handles through metal grommets
Size: 24″ × 13″ × 5.5″ (60.9 × 33 × 14 cm)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
