Start your morning like a true farm hand--confused, caffeinated, and questioning your life choices. Perfect for early morning egg collectors, late night project planners, and anyone who has stared into their coffee and asked "what does free range even mean?"
Eggsistential Farms™ has been serving hot coffee and mild panic since 2025
Dishwasher and microwave safe, because who has time for handwashing?
15 oz
Ceramic
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Start your morning like a true farm hand--confused, caffeinated, and questioning your life choices. Perfect for early morning egg collectors, late night project planners, and anyone who has stared into their coffee and asked "what does free range even mean?"
Eggsistential Farms™ has been serving hot coffee and mild panic since 2025
Dishwasher and microwave safe, because who has time for handwashing?
15 oz
Ceramic
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
